Boys, one step is all it takes... Suddenly you’ve formed bonds with something you thought was home grown.... You tell yourself it sounds like ya mates, but really you’ve bought into another bamboo brand; looks solid but hollow on the inside...  You backed it like a jockey, blinkers on.  You go full tradie, but every job is the same -  same cut. same feel.... same sweat shop thread. wheres the true Aussie heart? Ok jokes jokes, chill.... (pause) bro seriously Dont be an aussie bum. Actually back us ya knob. Find a flagpole, and run a pair of Barramundies up it. Says Aussie all the way!!  

Side note - What happen to streaking at sporting events??